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IKEA

2007-04-14T23:52:00.000-07:00

The faimoth swedish furni home
makes ya sweat
makes ya bloody
makes ya los ya nerves
makes ya wanna kill someone
now my furni is here
happiness
indeed
shelfs to fill
and blood to wash away
owlies were curious about their new sofa-kind of a bed
and pleased, though it was hellish to build
bed from down under (6 feet)

and Frank
only 897 days remaining

Bubble Bath

2007-04-05T09:12:00.000-07:00

Hello fellow humans

If you take a bubblebath your soul can recover from the hardship of daily life
(and is also clean to become fine souljuice)
If you put ya body in the warm water and see ya chesthair float
(f ya have some) you are highly entertained
Bubblebaths are also good for drowning family members you dont like, or even friends
and
well, hullo
to clean your body

Meat

2007-04-04T09:42:00.000-07:00

Meat is for Men
and WoMen
Meaat brings a smile upon ya face
and reddens ya cheeks
You can do sooo much with meat
Even put the livers of the previous livers, from ya new flat, on the walls
so it doesnt lookso empty there

Eat meat every day, or use it for a bath or just some hugging
you'll never go out without it anymore
Coz
Meat is happyness

Microwave ovens

2007-04-04T09:37:00.000-07:00

...are cool things. You can warm things up in Highspeed and maybe even soon in HD
who will ever knowl.
The nice radiation gives ya a feeling like some ones in Chernobyl, so it cant be zozal bad.
Just preparing a fine Lasagne, though i dont make it in MWO, coz it gets kinda muddy ther
I stik to the classic
The general oven
Do so as well if ya want a crispy pizza or nice roasted MEAT
Coz Meat is making you happy

It has been a long time

2007-04-04T09:33:00.000-07:00

...(Lenneth)
Well bloogging
This is kinda hard to keep up coz, well, hullo
you knowl why.

I got my Playstation 3, im so proud, sadly the games arent really manly and cool, but this is yet to come.

The second Episode of the Owlbook is done and now the last part will be written.
Expect a meeting with old friends and new foes
and even more plush and blood

At the moment im gaming Final Fantasy XII, which keeps me entertained, but looks weird on my also new HD-TV
Huahahha

And im moved, together with the owlies to our new owlish residence

I also ordered last Harry Potter book, and i hope it will appear on the date it is supposed to.
Hm
Farewell Humans

Nightshifts

2007-02-17T23:10:00.000-08:00

Nightshifts are really cool.
Only me and my colleague, fighting against the true horror, evil and zozal suspense
and try, not to fall asleep.
The usual suspects like PAIN, NAUSEA, SLEEPLESSISHNESS are joining their evil energy with Urinia the mighty Goddess of Urin
An alliance as cruel as it is almost unmatched in the chronicles of the nurses

Only 4 night remain for me
and then i will attend, so i hope, have written lots of bookpages and get rewarded with a visit of the new production of
"Die Zauberflöte"
Now i go to bed...
With the beloved and cute owlies

Chronicles of Owlies

2007-02-02T12:59:00.000-08:00

First Episode is finished (some time ago)
Just need correction of some mistakes

Second Episode is in the makin...some nuclear strike involved

Plans for Third Episode are made up...

Expect everything
lots of blood and plush

Owlies are busy

Patientish Behaviour-Disturbed

2007-02-02T12:53:00.000-08:00

Dear Humans
If you ever visit a hospital in a patientbeingish way...DON'T FORGET YOUR BRAIN
and common sense.
Blood somewhere is never good, neither is a brain on the floor or pain
Morphin is not for sleepin and don't think...pretending to have some sudden pain will make you believableisher...WE ARE NOT STUPID, but you might be.

Take this advise to be not confronted with owlish wrath
We can nurse you
or be your DOOM

AND NEVER FORGET
HOSPITAL IS NOT AN HOTEL...!!!

The many faces of Poika

2007-01-31T15:36:00.000-08:00

Dear humans outside
lemme teach ya something about "poikas" many faces

poika, pupupoika, pojalle, liebpoika, populle, popunen, poikunen, pupunen, poikanille, poikanelle, poikunilomen, poikunish,
poikaish, poipopulesque, pojallepoika, poikapojallejunge, poikapojallejungelle, poikajunge, popupojallepuponenjunge

this is just a selection of poikas many faces
but now its up to you to find out what a poika is

the curtain can close now...

Bad Idols

2007-01-14T11:52:00.000-08:00

Hey, children. Let's make a deal:
if you CAN'T sing, stay away from the Idols
OK?
You are just embarrassing your friends and relatives
And no, it's not funny to see yourself later on TV
It's just embarrassing.
Trust me.

Chiling

2007-01-13T08:33:00.000-08:00

Hear this, my children:

If and when you make some chili food in kitchen and crush those lovely dried little chilis, do NOT touch any sensitive parts of your body for some time...

And, my children, this is especially important:
do NOT wipe the sweat out in sauna too soon after chili crushing

The result might be unbearable.

I have warned you.

Twin Peaks Arrival

2007-01-12T12:13:00.000-08:00

It is here,
First part of Second Season Twin Peaks
Noone ever believed it anymore, but im holding it here...unwrapped like some Laura
Im rewatching season 1 now...
:)
stay tuned
and be aware
owlies are around

Snow

2007-01-11T03:24:00.000-08:00

It returned during the night.
Why?
WHYYYYYY?
Somebody please kill it, suck it all away.
You will be rewarded.

Roll With It

2007-01-08T02:51:00.000-08:00

Maybe you wanna have some homemade rolls? Those are naturally the best ones. You can't find that great rolls in shops anywhere.

Though I gotta admit that it's been awhile since i baked some. It's so much work even though it's worth it.

Ariadne auf Naxos

2007-01-06T16:22:00.000-08:00

The Zürich operahouse production of the Richard Strauss opera has a good leading cast, a beautiful set design (after some faimoth restaurant in ZH), great acting is very good directed.
The way how the deeply depressed Ariadne was set for stage, was nicely done.
Instead on a deserted island, it was placed in that restaurant, Ariadne waiting for her lover to return.
No joke could make her feel better and in the end she killed herself.
Thats for the main plot :)

I liked Ariadne (Emily Magee), nice voice, but in the prelude, she failed to impress...
Zerbinetta (Elena Mosuc, did a nice job, even if her voice doesnt thrills me and she missed the hig notes...sometimes too sharp)
Michelle Breedt as the Composer, did a great job, flexible voice and just sometimes her voice get a bit in the throat
Bacchus (Roberto Sacca) sadly failed, his voice sounded flat and squeeky, gladly he appeared only at the end, even if he spoiled the great conclusion.
The Dryades were quite good...even if they had no real vocal harmony
The rest was mostly bad in singing, just good in acting.
Sad that the minor roles were kinda bad.

But after all it was a great evening...
No killing by the owlies was needed :)

Creepy Crawlers

2007-01-05T16:20:00.001-08:00

They are all over me as I'm scheming in this darkness. And unfortunately they are not the owlies. Why doesn't the winter just kill them? (What winter?)

Soap Owlpera

2007-01-05T16:00:00.000-08:00

Owls just woke up and went down to the basement.
Some kids they held there..now they will make soap out of them.
Best thing in the world
Plushowls handmade kidsoap

try it now and experience a rebirth of ya skin

Owlies nowadays

2007-01-05T15:48:00.000-08:00

After preparing the nukes, owls will now have a short holiday. They are goin to sleep long and enjoy their time at the lake.
When will they start workin again?
I'll let ya knowl.

Stay alert, owls are watching you!