IKEA

The faimoth swedish furni home
makes ya sweat
makes ya bloody
makes ya los ya nerves
makes ya wanna kill someone
now my furni is here
happiness
indeed
shelfs to fill
and blood to wash away
owlies were curious about their new sofa-kind of a bed
and pleased, though it was hellish to build
bed from down under (6 feet)

and Frank
only 897 days remaining