Patientish Behaviour-Disturbed

Dear Humans
If you ever visit a hospital in a patientbeingish way...DON'T FORGET YOUR BRAIN
and common sense.
Blood somewhere is never good, neither is a brain on the floor or pain
Morphin is not for sleepin and don't think...pretending to have some sudden pain will make you believableisher...WE ARE NOT STUPID, but you might be.

Take this advise to be not confronted with owlish wrath
We can nurse you
or be your DOOM

AND NEVER FORGET
HOSPITAL IS NOT AN HOTEL...!!!